nostoccommune:

GRRRRRRRR I don’t WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

(via facegroper)

boarofthenorth100:

maxeth:

boarofthenorth100:

boarofthenorth100:

Im Going To The Visit Sea 

Well Here I Am

Who’s your friend?

Its Called A Fish

(via waterjugs)

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

(via thatgunnerwayneguy)

grimeclown:

(via waterjugs)

capacity:

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit

(via thebootydiaries)

froglit:

froglit:

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

(via jlyarts)

emolyf:

me: *turns off phone*

me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you 

(via thebootydiaries)

bakwaaas:

does anyone else feel extremely mediocre and talentless it’s like you’re okay at some stuff but not good enough to ever truly succeed or make it into a career, not naturally gifted at anything nor motivated enough, and will never be recognised or special or exceptional in any way to anyone

(via wholedonut)

himbofisher:

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

(via bibleofficial)

howtobake:

dont care didnt ask plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter

(via mens-rights-activia)